Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 39 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 134 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Join us and experience a land filled with rainbow-colored sheep, giant flying pigs, and talking trees that give you wisdom (and occasionally roasts). Our server is so lit that even the Creepers dance to disco music instead of blowing you up!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the villagers throw wild parties, with unlimited cake and lava fountain drinks. And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts, where you can find diamonds the size of your head (literally)!
So come on over and join us on this crazy adventure because life is too short to stay in your boring old country. Plus, where else can you ride llamas into battle against evil llamacorns? Sign up now and let the madness begin!
