Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Magic Crystals Found: | 22 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Join us and experience a land filled with rainbow-colored sheep, giant flying pigs, and talking trees that give you wisdom (and occasionally roasts). Our server is so lit that even the Creepers dance to disco music instead of blowing you up!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the villagers throw wild parties, with unlimited cake and lava fountain drinks. And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts, where you can find diamonds the size of your head (literally)!
So come on over and join us on this crazy adventure because life is too short to stay in your boring old country. Plus, where else can you ride llamas into battle against evil llamacorns? Sign up now and let the madness begin!
