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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 2764 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 1479 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 21 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!