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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 5678 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!