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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 7240 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!