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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 6807 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Towns Built: | 8 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!