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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 585 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Farms Harvested: | 960 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!