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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 3999 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!