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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 8305 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 24 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!