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| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 2592 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Towns Built: | 4 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 3318 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 28 |
Are you tired of city slickers trampling all over your crops and mooing at your cows? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be a true rural hero? Join us and show those city folks what real farming is all about!
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!
