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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 9099 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!