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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 7751 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!