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| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 2842 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 1973 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Are you tired of city slickers trampling all over your crops and mooing at your cows? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be a true rural hero? Join us and show those city folks what real farming is all about!
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!
