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| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 9040 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 12 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 29 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
Are you tired of city slickers trampling all over your crops and mooing at your cows? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be a true rural hero? Join us and show those city folks what real farming is all about!
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!
