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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 5667 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 3797 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!