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| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 4596 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 |
Are you tired of city slickers trampling all over your crops and mooing at your cows? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be a true rural hero? Join us and show those city folks what real farming is all about!
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!
