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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 7401 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
Votes: | 8899 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
Emeralds Found: | 3114 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!