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Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 3506 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 453 |
Mines Excavated: | 3838 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
New Chunks Explored: | 673106 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!