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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 6222 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 324 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!