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| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 8954 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 70 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Are you tired of city slickers trampling all over your crops and mooing at your cows? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be a true rural hero? Join us and show those city folks what real farming is all about!
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!
