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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 8089 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8915 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 7726 |
Void Gems Collected: | 38 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
Magic Items Found: | 6948 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Crops Grown: | 2454 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!