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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 4952 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Runes Activated: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 15 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 73 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!