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| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 2843 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 39 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 220 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Buildings Constructed: | 6 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Are you tired of city slickers trampling all over your crops and mooing at your cows? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be a true rural hero? Join us and show those city folks what real farming is all about!
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!
