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| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 8665 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Epic Battles Fought: | 9 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 20 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
Are you tired of city slickers trampling all over your crops and mooing at your cows? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be a true rural hero? Join us and show those city folks what real farming is all about!
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!
