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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 3528 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 13 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 21 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 48 |
Crops Grown: | 9838 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 10 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 30 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!