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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 8405 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 44 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 18 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!