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Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 9075 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Towns Built: | 7 | Magic Items Found: | 4278 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!