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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 1529 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 48 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 |
Runes Activated: | 0 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 39 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!