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| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 5673 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 25 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 23 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3124 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7698 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Are you tired of city slickers trampling all over your crops and mooing at your cows? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be a true rural hero? Join us and show those city folks what real farming is all about!
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!
