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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 6503 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7510 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!