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| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 9806 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Emeralds Found: | 6109 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Are you tired of city slickers trampling all over your crops and mooing at your cows? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be a true rural hero? Join us and show those city folks what real farming is all about!
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!
