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| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 390 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 950 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 12 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Are you tired of city slickers trampling all over your crops and mooing at your cows? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be a true rural hero? Join us and show those city folks what real farming is all about!
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!
