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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 935 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 22 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 21 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 36 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!