Country Minecraft SMP – Real Women Over Porn

Country Minecraft SMP – Real Women Over Porn

Are you tired of people choosing pixelated porn over real women in your country? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only “blocky” relationships you’ll have to worry about are with creepers and villagers. Say goodbye to the woes of modern dating and hello to building epic structures and battling mobs with your new virtual friends. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures that will blow your mind (literally, thanks to those pesky creepers)? Join us now and start crafting your way to a better, blockier future!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Magic Wands Crafted: 16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • LebCraft Minecraft Server

    LebCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is so lit that even the US is getting involved in our shenanigans. they’re like, “we gotta weaken Hezbollah’s grip by playing on this epic Minecraft server.” like, who knew playing blocky games could have such a big impact on world politics? join us and be part of the madness. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns roaming around. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. come join the chaos!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Divine Spears Created: 22
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • CraftyComrades – Su-34 vs F-16 Battle

    CraftyComrades – Su-34 vs F-16 Battle
    so, like, u gotta join this amazin minecraft server cuz, like, we got this epic story where a russian su-34 supersonic fighter-bomber got shot down by an f-16 but then they both landed in our minecraft world and now they’re havin a battle royale with creepers and endermen and stuff. it’s like, totally wild, dude. join now and be part of the action, it’s gonna be lit af. plus, we got like, a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds and all that good stuff. so come on, what are u waitin for? join our server now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Elastic Pixel Fun Land

    Elastic Pixel Fun Land
    OMG U GOTTA JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT A STRETCHY DISPLAY THAT CAN EXPAND LIKE A FREAKIN’ RUBBER BAND, BRO. U CAN SEE DA MINECRAFT WORLD IN ALL ITS GLORY WITHOUT ANY DISTORTION, EVEN WHEN U STRETCH IT OUT LIKE A PIECE OF CHEWED GUM. U CAN FLEX IT LIKE 5,000 TIMES AND IT STILL LOOKS AS GOOD AS NEW. IT’S LIKE WATCHING A MOVIE ON A TRAMPOLINE, BUT BETTER. COME JOIN US AND SEE DA BLOCKS BOUNCE LIKE NEVER BEFORE!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Villages Defended: 15
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Nightfall Assault

    Nightfall Assault

    Minecraft survival server supports Java + Bedrock Survival gameplay combines war between countries and territories

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • FREETATO without donation! Java/Bedrock @freetato_play Minecraft server

    FREETATO without donation! Java/Bedrock @freetato_play Minecraft server

    Welcome to the FREETATO server – a unique gaming space created by the @FREETATOIT team for all Minecraft lovers! Our goal is to provide players with the opportunity to enjoy classic gameplay without annoying restrictions and additional costs.

    Main features:

    Without donation: We believe that every player should have equal chances and opportunities. That’s why we don’t have a donation system – everything you need to play is available to everyone at no additional cost.

    No wipes: Forget about losing your buildings! There are no wipes on our server, so you can build, develop and leave your mark on the gaming world for many years to come.

    Privatization: The territory protection system (private) allows you to keep your buildings and resources safe from other players. Protect your possessions and play in comfort!

    Registration: Required registration keeps your accounts secure and saves your progress. We care about the safety of every player!

    Play with friends!

    FREETATO is a place where you can have fun with friends, build unique structures and explore the endless expanses of Minecraft. We create a friendly and supportive community where everyone can find new friends and like-minded people.

    Join FREETATO and discover a world where creativity and friendship go hand in hand!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Wyrmholes Dug: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Foggy Willows Vanilla – Where the only thing artificial is the vanilla flavoring!

    Foggy Willows Vanilla – Where the only thing artificial is the vanilla flavoring!

    About Foggy Willows Minecraft Server

    Features Description
    Server Type True vanilla experience with no datapacks or plugins
    Server Stability Always on the latest stable vanilla jar
    Hosting Self-hosted on a purpose-built machine
    Donations No donations required
    World Border No world border
    Gameplay Features No tp/sethome, hard mode gameplay
    Community Discord server available for communication
    Platform Java

    FAQs

    1. What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

    The server runs on the latest stable vanilla jar.

    2. Are there any plugins or datapacks on the server?

    No, Foggy Willows is a true vanilla experience with no plugins or datapacks.

    3. Is the server on hard mode?

    Yes, the server is set to hard mode for a challenging gameplay experience.

    4. Can players donate to the server?

    No donations are required on Foggy Willows server.

    5. Is there a world border on the server?

    No, there is no world border on the server, allowing for expansive exploration.

    6. Are there any teleportation commands like /tp or /sethome available?

    No, players are expected to navigate and travel in the game world manually.

    7. How can I join the server?

    You can join the server by connecting to the IP address: foggywillows.com

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Kakegurui Minecraft Server

    Kakegurui Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the world of Kakegurui, where every block you mine could be a gamble for your life! Season 1 will have you on the edge of your seat as you try to outwit your opponents in high-stakes games of chance. Season 2 will take it up a notch with even crazier challenges and even bigger risks. And just wait until you see what we have in store for season 3… Kakegurui XXX! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the ultimate thrill ride!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 494 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Board of What the Hell Minecraft SMP

    Board of What the Hell Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun, then this is the place for you.

    Join us as we embark on ridiculous adventures, like trying to tame a wild pack of creepers or building a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire base into a giant lava pit and had to live in a treehouse for a week. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it was a flying mount.

    So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and dive headfirst into a world of chaos, then come join us on this wild Minecraft SMP. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • FlatMateFrenzy Minecraft Server

    FlatMateFrenzy Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating awkward situations with former college friends who may or may not have crossed boundaries in the past.

    Imagine the excitement of building your virtual house next to your friend’s, but with separate entrances so you only see each other on the driveway. Will there be cuddling and attempted moves? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, it’ll be a wild ride full of social ineptitude and awkward encounters.

    Just like in real life, you’ll have the chance to learn from your mistakes and grow as a player. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into your abusive ex at the virtual grocery store. But don’t worry, they won’t harm you anymore – unless you accidentally build your house too close to theirs.

    So come join our server and experience the thrill of uncomfortable situations and questionable boundaries. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 8 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • FriendshipFiascoCraft

    FriendshipFiascoCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where trust is key and friendships are tested in the most hilarious ways! Join us for a savings scheme like no other, where your hard-earned diamonds are at stake!

    Imagine a world where your in-game currency is deposited into a virtual bank, only to be used for emergencies by your so-called “friends.” Will you be the next victim of a shady banker like Jessica, who promises to repay you but conveniently forgets?

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being removed from the group chat and accused of humiliating your friends publicly, all because you dared to ask for your rightful payout. Will you stand your ground and pursue legal action, or will you let bygones be bygones?

    Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the treacherous waters of group savings schemes in Minecraft. Who knew virtual currency could cause this much drama? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 18
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • TVShowFanaticMC SMP

    TVShowFanaticMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the rarest and most majestic Minecraft creature – the legendary Rainbow Sheepicorn! These magical creatures roam freely around our server, spreading joy and sparkles wherever they go.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Potato King, a mysterious figure who rules over the land with an iron fist… made of potatoes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Potato King in a dance-off, you will be granted unlimited potatoes for life!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with the Rainbow Sheepicorn and the Potato King by your side.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CryCraft: Tears of Laughter

    CryCraft: Tears of Laughter
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy cat? Well, look no further because our server will have you crying tears of joy! Literally, we have a special plugin that triggers a crying animation every time you find a diamond. It’s like finding your first diamond all over again, except with more tears and less stress. Join us and see if you can handle the emotional rollercoaster that is our server!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • PolandCraft Server: No Undocumented Mobs!

    PolandCraft Server: No Undocumented Mobs!
    haha no need for asylum when you join dis epic minecraft server! we got so many crazy builds and fun minigames, you’ll never wanna leave! plus, we got rid of all the undocumented mobs tryna sneak in, so it’s super safe here. come join us and build the most epic castle ever, or battle it out in our pvp arena where the winners get a lifetime supply of diamond swords! trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on all the fun and chaos on this server!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • CraftyNorseWarfare

    CraftyNorseWarfare
    so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join rn!

    we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate. yep, you heard right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS.

    oh, and did i mention that the zombies here are actually really good dancers? like, they break out into a full on thriller dance routine every time you defeat them. it’s wild, man.

    plus, our creepers are actually just misunderstood and they give out free hugs instead of blowing up your stuff. it’s like a cuddle party every time you see one.

    so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? it’s like a party in your computer, man. come join the fun and let’s make some memories together.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Chimeras Created: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 6 Astral Projections Made: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • MineLatam

    MineLatam

    We welcome you! What do we offer? Bringing you the best OP experience you can find in the Minecraft community. If you like what we do, don’t hesitate to stop by our discord.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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