so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you start coughing like crazy, but it’s not just any cough, it’s like a super special cough that can only be cured by playing on this server for 6 months straight. and get this, the more you cough, the better your treatment works! it’s like magic or something. come join us and cough your way to victory, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 104/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12
Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Secret Passages Found: 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Falling into the Void: 0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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