CouchPotatoMC Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach your kids some discipline? Look no further! Join our server where we enforce strict rules like no picking scabs or else you’ll be banned from sitting on our virtual couches!

Our server is so strict, even your step daughter’s mom will be shocked at how we handle scab-picking offenders. And if you think our rules are too harsh, just wait until you hear what our players’ grandmas have to say about it!

So come join us and experience the thrill of virtual scab monitoring like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Secret Passages Found:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	114	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8064
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Star Shards Collected:	231

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	118	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	191
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Divine Spears Created:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	132
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Towns Built:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4684	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	279	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Crops Grown:	8938	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.