CouchPotatoMC Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach your kids some discipline? Look no further! Join our server where we enforce strict rules like no picking scabs or else you’ll be banned from sitting on our virtual couches!

Our server is so strict, even your step daughter’s mom will be shocked at how we handle scab-picking offenders. And if you think our rules are too harsh, just wait until you hear what our players’ grandmas have to say about it!

So come join us and experience the thrill of virtual scab monitoring like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	37

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Chimeras Created:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
New Chunks Explored:	528042	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Love Letters Sent:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	30	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Farms Harvested:	358	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8904	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	12

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Towns Built:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Crops Grown:	9795	New Chunks Explored:	732965
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Void Gems Collected:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	9593	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Villages Defended:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.