CouchPotatoMC Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach your kids some discipline? Look no further! Join our server where we enforce strict rules like no picking scabs or else you’ll be banned from sitting on our virtual couches!

Our server is so strict, even your step daughter’s mom will be shocked at how we handle scab-picking offenders. And if you think our rules are too harsh, just wait until you hear what our players’ grandmas have to say about it!

So come join us and experience the thrill of virtual scab monitoring like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Potions Brewed:	78
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Gods Slained:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	405	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Divine Spears Created:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Love Letters Sent:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	26
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	New Chunks Explored:	82961
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Divine Spears Created:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	147	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Farms Harvested:	596	Love Letters Sent:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	226	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Farms Harvested:	432	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Void Gems Collected:	37	Villages Defended:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.