CouchPotatoMC Server

argumentative, Blood, brand new couch, bullying, Couch, CouchPotatoMC, devices, discipline, family, Friends, husband, Mother, new couch, Picking, punishment, scabs, Server, step daughter’s behaviour, step daughter’s mum, step-daughter, unreasonable

Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach your kids some discipline? Look no further! Join our server where we enforce strict rules like no picking scabs or else you’ll be banned from sitting on our virtual couches!

Our server is so strict, even your step daughter’s mom will be shocked at how we handle scab-picking offenders. And if you think our rules are too harsh, just wait until you hear what our players’ grandmas have to say about it!

So come join us and experience the thrill of virtual scab monitoring like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	52426	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Animals Bred:	99	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mines Excavated:	1560	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Towns Built:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Void Gems Collected:	29	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Dimension Hops:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Animals Bred:	111
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Towns Built:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.