CouchPotatoMC Server

argumentative, Blood, brand new couch, bullying, Couch, CouchPotatoMC, devices, discipline, family, Friends, husband, Mother, new couch, Picking, punishment, scabs, Server, step daughter’s behaviour, step daughter’s mum, step-daughter, unreasonable

Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach your kids some discipline? Look no further! Join our server where we enforce strict rules like no picking scabs or else you’ll be banned from sitting on our virtual couches!

Our server is so strict, even your step daughter’s mom will be shocked at how we handle scab-picking offenders. And if you think our rules are too harsh, just wait until you hear what our players’ grandmas have to say about it!

So come join us and experience the thrill of virtual scab monitoring like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	12

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Astral Projections Made:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Holy Grails Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Crops Grown:	4119
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	831516

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Enchantments Applied:	185
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Dragons Tamed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchantments Applied:	131	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Love Letters Sent:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	469	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Farms Harvested:	254	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Towns Built:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mines Excavated:	4833	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5447
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Falling into the Void:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Astrophobia RP

Roleplay, Whitelist

At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	4235	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.