CouchPotatoMC Server

argumentative, Blood, brand new couch, bullying, Couch, CouchPotatoMC, devices, discipline, family, Friends, husband, Mother, new couch, Picking, punishment, scabs, Server, step daughter’s behaviour, step daughter’s mum, step-daughter, unreasonable

Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach your kids some discipline? Look no further! Join our server where we enforce strict rules like no picking scabs or else you’ll be banned from sitting on our virtual couches!

Our server is so strict, even your step daughter’s mom will be shocked at how we handle scab-picking offenders. And if you think our rules are too harsh, just wait until you hear what our players’ grandmas have to say about it!

So come join us and experience the thrill of virtual scab monitoring like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	184	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Divine Spears Created:	13
Magic Items Found:	1492	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Potions Brewed:	155
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	740033
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Crops Grown:	7714	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	8196	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Farms Harvested:	745	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ores Mined:	4613	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!