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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 6642 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 58 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 26 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 119 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of dragons, battle evil unicorns, and build a house made entirely out of cake. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!
But wait, there’s more! Every player who joins gets their own personal pet zombie that will do their bidding. Need someone to mine for you? Your zombie will do it with a smile (or at least a toothy grin)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken… then you might regret it a little).