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| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 3495 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 46 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
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but wait, there’s more! we even did a study on it, like some real science stuff. we looked at the gut bacteria or whatever and it was like, whoa, this corn flour is legit magic.
so, come join our server, where u can mine for diamonds and lower ur cholesterol at the same time. it’s like a win-win situation, bro. plus, we got a secret level where u can fight a giant corn cob boss. yeah, it’s wild.
don’t miss out, join now and start the journey to a healthier gut and a wealthier minecraft character. let’s goooooo! 🌽💎🎮
