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| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 1469 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 31 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 32 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles appear out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny. And that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or participate in a build competition where the theme is “Giant Cheeseburger Land”? Look no further, because our server is the place where dreams (and nightmares) come true.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you say that your core memory involves befriending a talking cactus named Carl who gives you gardening tips in exchange for shiny rocks? Join us now and let the madness begin!
