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The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4110
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ores Mined:	980
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	399
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with femanons sharing their weirdest fetishes! From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as your favorite anime character, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn. Just be sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy, you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NoWeedNoDiamonds, smp

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9608
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

9OutOf10Chances

9OutOf10Chances, chance events, Coincidence, fate, fluke incidents, fortuitous happenings, improbable situations, LUCK, million-to-one chances, Odds, Probability, quotes, randomness, rare events, real world examples, serendipity, statistical anomalies, Terry Pratchett, twists of fate, unexpected occurrences, unlikely outcomes

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5179
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, accident, Damage, drone, emergency response, footage, Hits, Incident, investigation, Kazan, KazanCraft, Minecraft, News, Property, residential building, russia, Safety, Server, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, urban area

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3901
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Attack, CASUALTIES, central Israel, Conflict, Defense, emergency response, global tensions, Houthi missile, HouthisGonnaHitMe, injured, International, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, News, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9349
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

Collectibles, figurines, Funcoland, funko, Funkoland, Galore, game store, gamestop, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming history, gaming industry, gaming store, Land, memorabilia, merchandise, Nostalgia, Retail, retro gaming, specialty store, Toys, video games, vintage games

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6313
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magic Items Found:	6626
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

BioAge Battle Royale

aging, aging process, battle, BioAge, biological age, Biomarkers, Blood Test, cellular aging, Chronic illnesses, chronological age, disease prevention, Frailty, health assessment, health evaluation, health outcomes, health problems, health risk, Longevity, Medical research, metabolic age, Royale.., telomeres, wellness

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4451
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	42	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	3905
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	25

join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure!

The Expeditions SMP

application, Biomes, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Land claiming, Lore, Map, Modded, Modpack, resource pack, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War, Whitelist

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6313
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	2946
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Overview of Our Minecraft Server

Offerings	A whitelisted server with an easy application process. Custom 12k by 12k map including all the vanilla biomes. Custom modpack, resource pack, and data pack selection focused around the Create mod. Wiki allowing you to start your own lore. Opportunity for lore-based wars. Economy and land claiming system.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!

Q: What is the application process like?

A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.

Q: Can I explore the custom map before joining?

A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.

Q: What kind of mods and packs do you offer?

A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: Is there a limit on how many players can join the server?

A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.

Nova Star Genesis 1.20.3

1.20.3, Damage Calculator, Events, FAQ, fashion history, genesis, Global Alliances, Item Codes, new genesis, News, NGS Wiki, Nova, Older Phantasy Star Games, Phantasy Star Online 2, PSO2 Information, ROADMAP, Scratch Tickets, Ship 1, Ship 2, Ship 3, Ship 4, star, Upcoming NGS Headline, Verification Data

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4008
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Star Shards Collected:	187
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Hey, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri, Toblerone, and more! It’s like a crazy alliance of chaos and fun!

We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.

Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs rationality when you can have pure insanity?

Minecraft SMP – F List General -7055

character profiles, chat client, critique, Depravity, eicon search, Erotic, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, Forums, general, gossip, kinks, list, live status tracker, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, webchat, writing practice

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8312
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	417
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can unleash your inner creativity and build like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. It became a legendary landmark that all players would come to admire and worship. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll find on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for the most outrageous items.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

MineCraftRageQuit

Boundaries, cameras, depression issues, emotional breakdown, emotional distress, gossip, invasion of privacy, mental health, mental health stigma, MineCraftRageQuit, neighbors, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy invasion, privacy rights, privacy violation, Rumors, severe depression, therapy session, weird kid

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1242
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Divine Spears Created:	26	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you tired of nosy neighbors invading your privacy and spreading rumors about you? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own giant house without any unwanted intruders! Our server is filled with hilarious gossip and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about your real-life drama. Plus, we have a therapy session mini-game where you can release all your pent-up frustrations in a safe and virtual environment. Say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun on our server! Join now and let’s build a crazy world together!

BlockyLingoChall

BlockyLingoChall, challenging languages, difficult languages, English speakers, foreign languages, hardest language, language acquisition, language barriers, language comparison, language complexity, language differences, language difficulty, language education, language fluency, language learning, language mastery, language proficiency, language skills, language study, linguistic challenges

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5292
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you tired of trying to learn a new language and failing miserably? Well, fear not, because we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only language you need to know is Minecraftian.

We have created a unique language system where every block, mob, and item has its own special word. Want to say “hello”? Just place a block of dirt and jump up and down three times! It’s that easy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraftian tribe, who have been speaking this language for centuries. Legend has it that they can summon a dragon by reciting the entire Minecraftian dictionary backwards while doing the moonwalk.

So if you’re ready to ditch the textbooks and embrace a language that is truly out of this world, join our server today! Who knows, you might even become fluent enough to order a pizza in Minecraftian!

Puppy PVP Land

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal instincts, animal society, Behavior, Dogs, DOMINANCE, Human Behavior, human society, humans, Land, marking behavior, marking territory, puppy, PvP, societal norms, territorial behavior, territorial boundaries, territorial instincts, territory marking

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6842
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Buildings Constructed:	35	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

so, like, imagine if humans peed on trees to show that this is their spot, ya know? well, on dis server, we do things a lil differently. we build giant statues of ourselves everywhere we go to mark our territory. like, can you imagine walking through a forest and seeing a 50 foot tall version of some dude just chillin there? it’s wild, man.

also, we have this thing where every full moon, all the players turn into werewolves. like, no joke. you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly BAM you’re a werewolf tearing through the mines like a maniac. it’s chaotic but also kinda fun, ya know?

oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of llamas that run the economy on the server? yeah, they’re like the mafia but cuter. they control all the trades and if you cross them, they’ll spit on you. it’s a dangerous game, but hey, that’s what makes it exciting.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s a mix of chaos, creativity, and llamas, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Cup of Coffee Craft

100 mg dose, 400 mg dose, bedtime, Caffeine, caffeine and bedtime, caffeine and sleep, caffeine consumption, caffeine consumption timing, caffeine effects, caffeine intake, caffeine sensitivity, caffeine timing, caffeine tolerance, coffee, Craft, cup, effects on sleep, long tail tags, sleep disruption, sleep disturbances, sleep quality

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9530
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Dragons Tamed:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Yo, yo, yo! Come join this cray cray Minecraft server, where the blocks be poppin’ and the creepers be droppin’! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a lil’ story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house! And get this, when they mined it, a whole army of zombie pigmen came out and started doin’ the Macarena! True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, if you drink too much coffee (like 4 cups worth), your character starts doin’ the cha-cha slide uncontrollably! It’s hilarious, trust me.

So what are you waitin’ for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs sleep when you can be partyin’ with zombie pigmen and doin’ the cha-cha slide, am I right? Let’s get this block party started!

BlockBless Minecraft server

administrators, Adventure, Antispam, Assistance, BlockBless, BUILD, Community, Competitions, Events, Explore, family, friendly community, gameplay, Minecraft, Prizes, Regular Updates, Server, Starter Kit, Structures, Support, Survival, valuable

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2885
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

BlockBless is a project where everyone can enjoy survival in Minecraft.

What awaits you:

– Survival: Explore endless worlds, build amazing structures and survive.

– Friendly Community: Join our big family where every player is important and respected.

– Regular updates: We are constantly adding new content and improving gameplay to make your adventure even more interesting.

– Events and competitions: Participate in events and competitions and win valuable prizes.

– Support and assistance: Our administrators are always ready to help and answer any questions.

Join us and become part of our community!

play.blockbless.ru:19132

Players:	103/900	Votes:	4348
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	304	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3