| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 781 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 22 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 104 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Dimension Hops: | 0 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Animals Bred: | 70 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
By logging into the server you can get a free dragon!
g5.gamely.pro:24444
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 8003 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 21 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 1182 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 4600 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1303 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 8095 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 19 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 18 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 38 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
CryackG.aternos.me:27247
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 5228 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 323 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.
And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.
So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 244 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 239 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 6959 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 23 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?
So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 1731 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 16 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Potions Brewed: | 102 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!
So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 2863 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!
And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?
So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 5916 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Votes: | 4093 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 43 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 727 |
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 8594 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 37 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 305829 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 6415 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.
You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.
Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?
Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 4506 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 2509 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 12 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?
And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 980 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2384 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.
Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 4645 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Buildings Constructed: | 6 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 6181 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 16 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 155 |
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 707 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
