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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 2588 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 29 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
On our server, you’ll encounter players with more drama than a reality TV show. From step-granddaughters babysitting to ex-wives fleeing from verbal abuse, there’s never a dull moment here. Who needs scripted events when you have real-life soap opera material happening right before your eyes?
Join us and experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family dynamics more complicated than a redstone contraption. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you become embroiled in the never-ending saga of our players’ lives?
So come on down to our server and witness the madness firsthand. Just remember, drama llamas are welcome, but griefers will be banned faster than you can say “plot twist!”