CoolJobSucksCraft

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Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to find a measly bit of diamond? Do you hate being constantly attacked by creepers while trying to build your dream castle? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and say goodbye to boring old jobs like mining and farming. Here, you can become a professional chicken wrangler, rounding up those pesky cluckers and herding them into their pens like a boss. Or how about becoming a professional tree hugger, spending your days climbing to the top of giant oak trees and giving them a big ol’ bear hug?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to be a professional lava diver? Well now’s your chance! Dive into the fiery depths of our volcano biome and see if you can find the legendary diamond-encrusted obsidian blocks hidden within. Just watch out for the lava squids, they’re a real handful.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs boring old jobs when you can have this much fun?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3687	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Mantic Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	New Chunks Explored:	677951
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Void Gems Collected:	24	Alien Abductions:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Animals Bred:	78	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.