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| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 3351 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 44 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
so, like, have you ever been playin’ minecraft and thought, “man, i wish i was on a server where the lightbulbs are warmer but they’re actually cooler”? well, do i have the server for you! come join us on this totally wacky server where the lightbulbs are playin’ mind games with ya.
not only that, but we got pigs flyin’ around like they own the place. literally, they have their own airline and everything. hop on a pig and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon bird.
oh, and did i mention the diamonds? we got diamonds the size of your head just lyin’ around waitin’ for you to scoop ’em up. but watch out for the giant chickens guardin’ ’em. they don’t take kindly to strangers tryin’ to steal their bling.
so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.
