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| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 5683 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 49 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7499 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing cooler than our builds is Cody’s mysterious lack of self-love sessions. Seriously, it’s like he’s too busy crafting epic structures to even think about it. Join us and witness the legend of Cody, the Minecraft master who is too cool for basic bodily functions.
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots and diamond armor. And don’t even get us started on the time we accidentally spawned a horde of killer bunnies in the village square. It was chaos, but it was also hilarious.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of sanity, come join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind Cody’s enigmatic behavior. Or maybe you’ll just end up building a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride.
